The Bird

Just a funny.

Ollie picked me up from work today so we could stop by the garment/craft district downtown.  He needed to pick up the vases and mirrors for the wedding centerpieces and I needed to price shop for bridal favors.

As we strolled through L.A. Live I was talking to my brother about being frustrated with some things.  I proceeded to say something like, "I can't wait to be on my own, with a great job, and a great place, and a great social life so I can roll by people that abandoned me while giving them the bird.".  I then proceeded to demonstrate like an idiot.  I lifted my hand flared the bird and glided down the walkway....not knowing that I happened to be passing a row of windows for a restaurant.  lol.  Apparently, I unknowingly flipped off the row of people sitting behind that row of windows.  What an a-hole I am.  

c'est la vie.

Access Denied

I had a discussion about badges in "high security" buildings with a good friend of mine.  We both work in buildings requiring you to use your badge to get into every door but the bathroom and eating areas.

Due to the positioning of his badge he accidentally swiped the badge reader of the Mother's Lactation Room and, like you guessed, access was denied.

Consequentially, he received a follow up email from the security department letting him know that it was inappropriate of him to attempt entry and was advised to contact the security department if he needed access to said area.

My friend lets his mind wander into the gutter every now and then, but he's no peeping tom.  lol.

But we are friends and great minds think alike...BING!  (inside joke)